Superheroes Unite

While Finding that Fabulous Fermentation called Strongbow at the local Firewater Fount (llllliquor store), JG Ferreted out a new blend Fated to be a Favorite at Forthcoming OAA Fetes.

And the wine got me thinking...perhaps a Superhero theme may be in order...since many of you already have your superhero names...
-Zito Incognito [may be difficult to drink wine from the bottle with your burned burka on but perhaps we can devise a solution...perhaps burn additional holes?]
-Martini Man [or Father Steven...but despite the several confessions, this is not really suggestive of superpowers, if I dare say so]
-Lady of the 13th Tee [until you become the queen of a different locality]
-Dragon of the North [or you could revert to your original Mr. Departure, though I would suggest a new superhero personna that includes superfast calculator and ruler skills]
-The Wizard [or Mr. Danger which is actually a fairly terrific superhero name]
-Laura ORANGE [although since she uses that name all the time, can that be her supersecret, superhero personna? I think not.]
-The Fast Italian [what with the success of "Would You Date This Man?" perhaps your superpowers would include global dating]

The Challenge: Discover your inner superhero. Explore your superpowers. Design your super costume with Full Flair.

And when superheroes once again unite for a SuperAdventure, we'll drink this wine clearly intended for superhero consumption.

[However, I do need to note that while perusing the label of this fortunate find, my eyes fixed upon a surprising flaw and may I say faux pas...a word on the description has been misspelled. Let us all hope that their feckless attempts at copyediting are not mirrored in their winemaking!]