OAAs

Me and my huge Toe Gap missed you all while you were out on this recent OAA. Sorry I couldn't be there. I shivered my way into these flaired-out flip-flops before sending the foam F so I could share my ORANGE painted toenails with my favorite ORANGE friends.

Frrreezing frrriend frrrrom the frrrigid faaaar north.

JG

PS - Actually the weather is getting quite balmy....high of forty!

WELCOME! First time here? Here's how to enjoy us...

Talk about a need for TRS (Toe Reduction Surgery)

While adventuring last weekend in the weekenders paradise, Vining Minnesota, my friends and I encountered the Monument to TRS (Toe Reduction Surgery), a painful rememberance of just how disfiguring an overly large toe can be. We were smiling through our tears considering all those with big toes cast out of Joe Joe's society before Toe Reduction Surgery was introduced to the general public.



But for me, the tribute to TRS was a bittersweet vision as I contemplated with much anguish the chasm between my toes which necessitates the yet unattainable Toe Gap Reduction Surgery (TGRS). Oh, for a surgeon willing to undertake my case and spare me this misery.


After spending these moments with the Monument to TRS, there was nothing to be done but to drown out the feelings which welled up within us with the World's Largest Cup of Coffee. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes was this giant welded coffee cup rising from a really cheap and slightly scary flea market.

in full color

The fellas are fools not to fall for such full-colored fun.
I miss your flair.

human clock stars...

Superheroes Unite

While Finding that Fabulous Fermentation called Strongbow at the local Firewater Fount (llllliquor store), JG Ferreted out a new blend Fated to be a Favorite at Forthcoming OAA Fetes.

And the wine got me thinking...perhaps a Superhero theme may be in order...since many of you already have your superhero names...
-Zito Incognito [may be difficult to drink wine from the bottle with your burned burka on but perhaps we can devise a solution...perhaps burn additional holes?]
-Martini Man [or Father Steven...but despite the several confessions, this is not really suggestive of superpowers, if I dare say so]
-Lady of the 13th Tee [until you become the queen of a different locality]
-Dragon of the North [or you could revert to your original Mr. Departure, though I would suggest a new superhero personna that includes superfast calculator and ruler skills]
-The Wizard [or Mr. Danger which is actually a fairly terrific superhero name]
-Laura ORANGE [although since she uses that name all the time, can that be her supersecret, superhero personna? I think not.]
-The Fast Italian [what with the success of "Would You Date This Man?" perhaps your superpowers would include global dating]

The Challenge: Discover your inner superhero. Explore your superpowers. Design your super costume with Full Flair.

And when superheroes once again unite for a SuperAdventure, we'll drink this wine clearly intended for superhero consumption.

[However, I do need to note that while perusing the label of this fortunate find, my eyes fixed upon a surprising flaw and may I say faux pas...a word on the description has been misspelled. Let us all hope that their feckless attempts at copyediting are not mirrored in their winemaking!]

F is for FAMOUS