While adventuring last weekend in the weekenders paradise, Vining Minnesota, my friends and I encountered the Monument to TRS (Toe Reduction Surgery), a painful rememberance of just how disfiguring an overly large toe can be. We were smiling through our tears considering all those with big toes cast out of Joe Joe's society before Toe Reduction Surgery was introduced to the general public.
But for me, the tribute to TRS was a bittersweet vision as I contemplated with much anguish the chasm between my toes which necessitates the yet unattainable Toe Gap Reduction Surgery (TGRS). Oh, for a surgeon willing to undertake my case and spare me this misery.
After spending these moments with the Monument to TRS, there was nothing to be done but to drown out the feelings which welled up within us with the World's Largest Cup of Coffee. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes was this giant welded coffee cup rising from a really cheap and slightly scary flea market.
